This is very simple. Don't. Be. A. Dick.
If someone is being a dick, don't be a dick yourself and don't be offended about it. It's the internet you pleb. Deal with it.
If you're offended by this non-offensive Code of Conduct, this project might not be for you. The door is that way.
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